Apple

Apple and Google are already deeply intertwined. Might as well call them "frenemies" rather than direct competitors.

Zap Brannigan: Erotic

Even Bard thinks it's borderline collusion.

"deep...DEEEP, partners ;)"- Tim Cook.. (please don't downvote me for the joke on his sexual preference)

deeper baby

Is it just me or is it hot in here?

Homosexuality has ruined my brain.

FTC be like, "Say that again? For the record."

That’s deeep

👀

😏

Pause? LOL

God forbid.

Google and Apple partnership is a match made in heaven. Apple understands that not much work has to be done to get 36% of revenue from Google search . No brainer hear . Who doesn’t want free money with little to no work ?

And yet keep Android and iOS ecosystems far from each other, never to cross paths

How to spell oligopoly?

this seems to be commentary on a decision made in 2018.

Oh we going "deep" alright.

Tim : "You're the Apple of my i"
Sundar : "You make me Googly eyed"

Heheh

Finally Tim apple goin balls deep into Sundar.

and we will start to see the end of "what happens in iphone, stays in iphone" ad

“So deep so deep put that ass to sleep” Ice Cube

Honestly having Bard and assistant to strengthen Siri seems like a pretty obvious step in integrating the two companies together

So Tim Apple is definitely a top. 50 shades of Apple and Google streaming on peacock soon

this sounds so wrong

That's some hard bs but I'm assuming he's mostly referring to Google services like workspace and search.

Tim knows the skinny ones always packin’

The jokes write themselves

😳📸

I need an apple x google fanfic

Buttttt your texts still remain green

and share information better

That's it. He wants all the private data while also touting iPhone as a privacy-centric platform. He wants it both ways.

Ayo?

Now you can officially call the Apple-Google alliance a monopoly.

Ayo?

that's bad.

Hes just flirting!

I miss Steve Jobs.

Holy War against Android.

So this means Apple is having a hard time figuring out the AI stuff and they realize they actually DO need all of that user data from Google. Gonna be funny when Apple starts slowly backing off of the privacy marketing shtick.

How deep? Sundar run quickly.

“PS: but you stay green though.”

Google CEO: best I can do it touching tips

Tim wants to go deep with Sundar. So deep you can't tell where Tim ends and Sundar begins. In the business sense of course.

I’d imagine Apple wants to make sure there is competition in AI against Microsoft.

Our vision is that we work as if we are one company.

Sounds like antitrust regulators would absolutely love that…

Gimme an iPhone 4S with updated internals and running Android. I'll buy it in a flash. Legit my dream phone.

This is such an awkward sentence and I think Tim knew it

Ayo?

Sounds a little… you know what