The painterly shadow node is insane, hard to believe they are giving it out for free... aaaaaand... it's not included in the free week content. Of course.
I don't think it is completely beyond my skill but I rather have something made and tested by a node wizard. At least one valuable info they share is that it is adapted from brush outline node similar to one from Wing It. Fixing self shadow with ray length will not work on EEVEE either :'( might be able to hack away with raycast node somehow.