this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2026
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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 6 points 6 days ago

Nothing wakes me up like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I doubt you’d wake up ever again.

Idk maybe it's just very good cheese

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

nothing wakes me up from the mourning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[–] SomGye@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

nothing wakes me up in the sack like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a morning

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why are you guys doing this to me

Because nothing wakes them up in the morning? 🤷🏻