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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago
[–] marighost@piefed.social 26 points 5 days ago

What sin to you relish the most

mmm, Relish 🀀

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don’t know man, if I ever get a terminal illness I always thought ODing on heroin would be the way to go

Try all the drugs, literally can’t go tits up if you time it right

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Again with squidward being a fucking moronic religious dickhead.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I made a version of this meme like a year ago, which you might like more

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/21992469

Both are actual quotes about hedonism. The customer has the wrong idea, while squidward is a "true" hedonist

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world -4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Weird you think religion has anything to do with this post in my opinion, but if this stuff upsets you to that degree I think it might be time to talk to someone who is better equipped to help you deal with your religious trauma.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, it is literally asking him which sin he likes the most, and he lists one of the seven deadly sins, so that is where the religious aspect comes in.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

The seven deadly sins started as Greek philosophy first iirc.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Huh, only religions have sin.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world -5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If that's true then only religions have virtues. I see you don't like nazis, as is proper. It's not racism a sin? Bigotry? These might not be listed as the traditional seven deadly sins, but are they not sins in your eyes?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't think you are in good faith here.

Sin is a construct of religion.

Religion doesn't have a monopoly on morality.

Fuck your red herrings.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

K well I'm just posting funny Squidward memes and you're getting bent out of shape because it smacks of religion. Maybe don't take the shitposting too seriously

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Huh, well it's a shit joke. And I pointed out what I didn't like about it and you have said some wierd bullshit in response.

Maybe don't get so defensive when you get feedback.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"moronic religious dickhead" isn't exactly what I'd call "feedback".

I think you should get therapy for religious trauma, it should help you a lot I think!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, because he was acting like a moronic religious dickhead.

You seem to be personally insulted by my opinion of a "shitpost".

Maybe take your own advice on therapy.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Squidward isn't real dawg.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sweet I love rainbows and my LGBT+ community!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Then maybe start treating this memeber with the respect you expect.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why would I treat you with respect when our introduction was you immediately insulting my post, getting mad at me over nothing, being pissed off at people who have a religion you don't like (and assuming I'm part of that religion) and assuming I'm a bigot who gets mad at queer people?

I was and continue to act in a respectful manner, but you've been aggressive since the start. I haven't insulted you, like you have to me. I was serious about saying you night want to talk to a therapist because your response to this has been rabid. At least take an Internet detox.

Being in the LGBT+ community doesn't give you a fast pass to respect or an excuse for terrible behavior.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Buds you really seem bent out of shape due to my comment.

Edit: I also didn't attribute what squidward was supposed to be saying with you specifically. So yeah, you're in the wrong here. So feel free to be offened.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago
[–] OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

shit, I think I spilled some VtM in my Sponge-bob.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

That’s why I choose lust. If I fuck everyone else out of existence, I can go fuck myself.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm assuming these are quotes... Religious texts, maybe? What's it from?

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Probably not, I just find em on the Internet anyway.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

I love this series!