this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

She sounds hot.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Who is Amber and why does she keep texting me my license plate number?

[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

Aww, looks like you got yourself a stalker! ┬┴┤( ͡⚆ل͜├┬┴┬