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In The Matrix (1999), the programmed agents are shown to have superhuman reaction speeds. Therefore, a human pausing to say “dodge this” gives them more than ample time to, in fact, dodge that. (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by sanitation@lemmy.today to c/shittymoviedetails@lemmy.world

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Rule of cool + Talking is a free action + Nerd Snipe (you)

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You can't just link to tvtropes without warning! Some of us have to get up early!

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Why do you think the 3rd link is there? :)

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

see "tvtropes" link

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago

Rare win for German dub: she says "only an agent", referring back to "only (a) human".

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"How did you do that?"

"Do what?"

"You moved like they do. I've never seen anyone move that fast."

Glances at nicked shoulder "It wasn't fast enough."

Glances at helicopter "Can you fly that thing?"

"...Not yet."

Sorry lol, couldn't resist, this whole movie is etched into my brain forever

[–] sanitation@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Same. Remember every line

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

If you look at the scene. The agent was approached from its left side. When the shot was fired it was facing Trinity. Had time to turn but not time to react.

Or it was just a little continuity problem with the cut.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Don't those humans also have superhuman abilities in the Matrix which allow them to partially compete with the agents?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

In the same way that I can "partially compete" with Messi. Everyone not named "Neo" just dies a horrific death