Buy some tissues.
Who am I kidding, OP will fill a mason jar over a period of months then do something unspeakable with the stinking contents.
Humor, no censor. Rule: Dont be a dick
Buy some tissues.
Who am I kidding, OP will fill a mason jar over a period of months then do something unspeakable with the stinking contents.
Or a coconut. Or a shoebox. IYKYK
Pilfer your mom's panties from the laundry obviously.
Move out, loser!