this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Slartibartfass@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Still better than Troi-Cake

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

With mint frosting

[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe it's not replicated meat, but instead they keep a selection of turkeys and other live animals in transporter stasis until needed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Enterprise-A gets a fully-staffed kitchen, but the Enterprise-D doesn't.

Looks like they used to cook turkey the old fashioned way on the Enterprise for their Thanksgiving with Chancellor Gorkon, but oh no, real baked turkey is just too hard for the 24th century and their replicators.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Given their whisk has only 1 wire, that's no surprise.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

O'Brien's real job.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know, if I was going to replicate meat, I'd replicate it pre-sliced.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With the deli slime on it too?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

If that's what you're into.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

I literally just quoted this lol

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine thinking space commies would celebrate Genocide Day.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Setting birds on fire and beating potatoes into pulp, just as our forefathers intended