NFL

Niners lose and Eagles get obliterated by Buffalo and this is a fantastic Thanksgiving weekend.

Geno smith about to light us up with a broken elbow somehow

Benched Geno and DK so the Seahawks are definitely winning this in a shootout

This gonna be good

Who's ready for some classic refball?

Let’s see: Do I want the 9ers to lose because I hate them or the Seahawks to lose so the Packers have a better chance of making the playoffs, and because I hate them. But if the 9ers win the Packers would face them if they made the playoffs. Fuck it, hope it’s a tie.

God I want the Seahawks to blown San Fran out

People who understand ASL will be watching DK with much interest

Seahawks bout to pull a generational performance out of their ass for this one

Seahawks, bird bros, can you do something really cool for me tonight

Why is Kenneth Walker not on the list of inactives?

He isn’t playing.

I don't care who wins here but could someone please just end the Cowboys playoff hopes?

I'm always nervous before Niners play but I have a belly full of a bunch of shit so I'm going to poo my ass out some time soon LET'S GO NINERS!!!!!!

Flipped to NBC early and they are still showing the parade. Gotta say, Cher’s plastic surgeon has to be the best in the world.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all

Just to my air b&b and am reheating Thanksgiving dinner from last night. Going to be a good night

What a great day isn't it boys?

this game is going to be real ugly lol

Welp I got memes ready whichever way this goes. I don't think it's going to go well though.

win or lose we booze

I’m scared

Who looks better at 77, Cher or Coach Pete?

Eat the seaturkeys!

What’s the 49ers record when mercury is in retrograde?

People who have Thanksgiving dinner at dinner time are wild to me. 1 in the afternoon we have dinner. Dinner time wr have leftovers. Gotta maximize those Thanksgiving fat gains.

I'm 3 plates and 9 beers deep. I'm ready to crush the Toots!

This should be a good heated game.

/r/birdteams is about to be absolutely devastated for the next 5 weeks

I'm on Peacock, and the colors on the screen are really wack. Like total red-blue filter, is anyone else getting this?

Can't wait to see the Niners eat turkey on the Seahawks turf. Fuck Seattle.

There is not enough genetic material left in Cher at this point. She is a sentient plastic doll.

Please Seahawks. Please.

I have a weird urge to want to see Joshua “the goat” dobbs

I 100% want the Seahawks to win but they deserve to suffer a little for those highlighter uniforms.

Seahawks whether you like it or not you have every cowboys fan rooting for you this game

And unfortunately probably a few Philly fans as well

West Coast here just throwing the turkey in the oven.

Awww man is Maria Taylor not here tonight? She’s the only reason I bother with the NBC preshow

please just one good game today i beg

Jesus Seattle’s uniforms are bright

I’m glad I have a reason to get away from my family and come down to the basement to watch this game

Seattle is only a slightly nice place to live

Collinsworth got them Mitch Mcconnell hands

Carrie Underwood going to sing with a turkey leg tonight?

Maybe this game will be competitive today?