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[–] BellacosePlayer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Eagles, friends, I love ya for what you've done to our divisional opponents but it's the Tush push.

[–] _Baphomet_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I heard someone call it the starfish squish and I can’t not think about that every time I hear it.

[–] The_Captain_Planet22@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Everyone knows this is called the Ass blast

[–] Realistic-Score-121@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] BusinessWarthog6@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be funny if someone in Dallas already owns the trademark

[–] Financial_Guess6458@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They'd just lose it in December, so...🤭

[–] redngold21@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's the Tush Push don't anger the football gods philly.

[–] Brycie27@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

No no no, let them cook.

[–] lumberjake18@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Two-Cheek Sneak is still the superior name for it

[–] fscot@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The QB 'scuse me

[–] ph49@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BenSlimmons@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“Poophole loophole” was right there.

[–] bonersnow@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"help me step-bro, I'm stuck"

[–] rounder55@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

read that porn script in hulk hogans voice. even better

[–] Kojuroba@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Something something roll tide?

[–] SPACEmanSPIFF77@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Umm no. It's GO BIRDS. Thanks.

[–] accountforeddit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Lawrence Caplan of Boca Raton, Florida.

Lol.... Trying to get a pay day.

[–] Uknwimrite@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why am I having deja vu. Seriously ? Help

[–] Driving_Crooner_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

shit shove

we know Philly fans love the taste of shit

[–] Financial_Guess6458@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

You shouldn't let your vagina type for you.

[–] Assmybutt@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It’s called the toosh push, and them trying to rename it has serious self nicknaming cringey vibes.

[–] ThorSkaaagi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This is unfathomably cringe

[–] PeanutButterOtter@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Eagles better use it while they still can. It's getting banned in the off-season.

[–] bauN7@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's the Tush Push and their attempts to make it sound cooler is very cringe.

[–] Narrow-Weekend-4157@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Based and Perna-pilled

[–] accountforeddit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The amount of pop-ups for paywalls and/or telling me to remove my ad blocker is sickening. Both on the NBC sports website and the original site they source.

[–] Economy_Cactus@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Motion to rebrand “tush push” denied

[–] badDuckThrowPillow@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] aristocrat_user@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eagles, for the love of God, please defeat the filthy niners in the nfccg.

I don't have hope on lions and cowboys.

[–] UsVsWorld@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The Niners are like cockroaches. Almost impossible to kill them off completely

[–] Zero_Cool_V1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The Lawrence Brothers already had it on lock down? Is that what the article says

[–] Quintronaquar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Whatever they call it I am sick of hearing about it

[–] DopeShitBlaster@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It’s the Philly Tush Push.

[–] medievalmachine@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This is better than tush push because it will be the new, more accurate Philadelphia motto: "THE CITY OF BROTHERLY SHOVE".

[–] MvN___16@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Brotherly Shove was also the name of a Boy Meets World episode, btw.

[–] boomosaur@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

KJ wright claims he knows how to stop the brotherly shove and that he'll reveal it the week the seahawks play the eagles...

[–] SFThirdStrike@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

You can't stop a play where the offensive line is barreling at the defensive lineman's knees.

[–] Independent_Gate_456@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I hate when companies do this you didn't come up with name don't try to claim it

[–] amjhwk@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They need to stop trying to make brotherly shove happen, it's the tush push

[–] NewPrints@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They really just trying to kill the “Tush Push” name.

[–] silverwolfe@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This is dumb.

[–] TF_Sally@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I like to call it “here comes a reference to Jalen’s squat numbers / Jason kelce’s success at the center position / Jordan mailata being big”

[–] noimdaveman@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Just go with the Puss Push.

[–] Swedish_Shinobi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I think we (the collective internet) need to start referring to it as the butt fucking. My Sundays would be complete watching 22 grown ass men lined up for the butt fucking.

[–] SFThirdStrike@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I find it funny Eagles try to call it the brotherly shove (I guess to make it sound cool?) yet everybody else calls it the tush push

[–] raceforseis21@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I’ve always been an Inspired Energy and Lawrence Caplan fan

[–] darksoles_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

How about QB sneak