My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
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T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good
That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell
You mean Harryington Potterson?
Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis
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My favourite gotta be Jimothy
Timberly
I like Tederick, and Billomena
We've named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.
Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery
I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.
I call a manager at work "Jimothy." He does not find it amusing.
I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.
Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.
Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's
Also Jonald or Dougery.
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That is called a "nichard name".
Source:
My sister calls my dog Bessie and I'm like, bitch she ain't a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.
Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed
Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn't really appreciate that the names stuck
I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.
Billiiam Boberto
Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don't see why anyone would object to that.
I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.
Usually known as Hil and Bill.
Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄
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Jimothy and Benneth and Kenjamin
Bike is short for bichael
Tedward is one of my favorites
I have a cat named Paul which I sometimes call Paulexander.
Not Pawlexander? Weak.
A friend once took a sharpie to a buddy's name tag at work, changing Craig to Graig. At first he couldn't figure out why the customers kept calling him Greg, then some lady said something like "I've never seen such a unique spelling of the name Graig before. He looked down n saw his name tag. Hilarity ensued. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who works with a Craig at a job that people wear name tags for.
Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What's Bud short for?
It’s very appreciated. I’d say too appreciated.
My mom has a dog named Teddy and me and my wife call him Tedward or Teddison all the time.
Our Andy went from Andronimo to just Mo, he has to explain it at least 3 times a day lol
That's esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margoritaville Robbiertson to you!
I love his videos, once watched like half of them in a day
Help me out, what's a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)
Jessifer
I'm afraid you're shit out of luck. Jessica is already an elongated name. If it were something like Jess, you could use Jessilda.
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You could always throw on a hyphenated middle name. She's no longer Jessica, she's Jessica-Anne.
I have a short full name, think something along the lines of "Sam Dal" (it's not, but same vibes), a lot of people ask what Sam is short for, but the answer is nothing, my legal name is just Sam. My friends will call me "Samuel Jay Dalford" as running joke. Made additionally funny because it's a masculine name and I'm not a man.
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Sometimes I call a coworker Stevinold. He's usually nonplussed about it.
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