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submitted 2 years ago by Y2K38@lemmy.one to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] auf@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

But what if you don't trust yourself?

[–] 7eter@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 2 points 2 years ago

Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?

[–] eratic@feddit.uk 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

just a tip: i believe you can embed images using ![Alt text](https://image.url)

[–] CyberCatBytes@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

I actually don't trust myself enough to code but I do it anyways

[–] neo@lemmy.comfysnug.space 4 points 2 years ago

I sure as shit don't trust me. LOL

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago