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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's really not fair to mayonnaise.

[–] linuxgator@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Yeah. That's more like Miracle Whip.

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if someone doesn't have control over it, like their appearance, I think it's a dick move to make fun of them :p

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

It certainly demonstrates a profound lack of compassion.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pft... Terrible makeup, terrible hairdo, colored hair.... I don't think we're making fun of her giant forehead.

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I never specified her forehead. And those things you mentioned also constitute a person's appearance. I don't care what her makeup or hair is like. I would never make fun of someone for those things.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well that's certainly an opinion.

So you wouldn't laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?

I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?

I would assume they worked as a clown or something similar and were on their break. Also, clowns aren't funny.

I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.

What you consider to be stupid is subjective. But you're free to laugh at people all you want. Just like how other people can think you're not a very good person for doing so.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is it. This is my "old man moment", because I have no idea how this relates to mayonnaise.

[–] lesnout27@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's one of the minor boss Karens you have to fight to get to the final level boss, Mega-Karen.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, Minion Karens that jump you, and slow you down with the managers they conjure

[–] MycoBro@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] shea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

it's not about skin color it's about being a weirdo

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"What hairstyle would you like?"

Bucket.

did someone slip this from fox news HR?

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Looks like that alien chick from "Mars Attacks!"

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I thought mayonnaise was an instrument

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

... with FAS? FAS gives people eyes like that, doesn't it? It looks like she has a pretty flat upper lip too. That might be part of the reason she looks ... off. And obviously, that haircut is doing her no favours.

[–] Digital_man@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like the avatar of ranch.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing

That thing scares us

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mayonaise is amazing and it beats ketchup on fries 100%

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, this post is an insult on our culture 😂

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

This guy is the actual manifestation of mayonnaise.

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[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago