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Dank Memes

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[–] Mytrashopinion@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You've got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.

[–] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Got confused, took Viagra. Help.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

It hasn't been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

QUICK, STICK YO DICK INTO THE BONG!

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Viagra is also blue 😉

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

My adderall is a peachy pink color!

[–] MartinXYZ@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

Donuts

OP is Obviously a cop!

[–] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 14 points 2 years ago

Kwame being THC 🥴🫠😂

[–] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're forgetting alcohol!

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Alcohol is for AFTER work. Xanax is for the work day!

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She's right but at the same time, how dare she!

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let's get you to bed.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That really isn't an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Go to sleep one hour earlier.

Start eating a healthy balanced diet.

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.

[–] laverabe@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)
[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think there is a happy middle here.

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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Then lawyer up and hit the gym

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

...but I'm having fun 😁

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I used to have fun like that until about the time I turned 40 and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I do all the stuff that first guy said lol

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Donuts are an underrated superpower.

[–] Flex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I hope for you that it lasts

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

While we are talking about health, exercise and that stuff.

Vitamin D helps against fatigue so give it a try, especially in the winter.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week

Yeah I'm going to die fat

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[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move

[–] RedTie13@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

just remember to drink water, kids

[–] Mamertine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.

[–] M137@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Donuts"

You mean sugar... Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

No logic involved here, just a meme 😅

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] MrSqueezles@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meditation is better for you

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? 🤣

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you're bang on.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My buddies Meth, Heroin, coke, valium and quaaludes - what shift?

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