I'm like halfway in a wall, half in a bush
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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I collapse in a heap on a small stack of tripods and camera lighting equipment.
I'm wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I'm in the bath now
My head would fuse with my chest of drawers, the rest of my body would fall limply to the floor about 70cm below, if my head fusing with my furniture didn't kill me, then the fall could break my neck, it would absoluetely make the chest of drawers fall over me which absolutely could crush my neck.
So, please do not do this when I am in bed.
fall off my bed
Currently on the left-most side of the couch. If I teleport 2 feet to the left, I'd immediately fall onto the floor.
Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I'll only have all of my limbs sliced off.
Land on my ass
I'm now sitting on a TV
A lot of people pooping in this thread! I would have fallen out of bed.
Me too, ouch. But still much better than to the right and inside the wall, can't complain.
Whose feet are to my left and why are you teleporting me to them?
I'd fall off my displaced chair and have my left kneecap stuck in the drawers. I guess I'd die if that merge of my knee with the drawer would result in fusion.
I fall on my butt if you don't teleport the chair with me.
I would be sitting on my 3d printer
I'd be teleported onto my wife, which would be fine except she's finally sleeping after a few nights of not sleeping well so I'd be in big trouble for waking her
I am now sitting in my wife's chair at her computer. Well, I guess I had some troubleshooting to do anyway...
I am no longer in the hot tub, but dropped on cold hard concrete.
Pissing standing all over the floor.
Now if it were to the right, at least I would be pissing on the shower.
Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot