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[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing she was there to get an MRI because there was something wrong with her brain.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone remember the “anal rail gun” from earlier this year? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/

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[–] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did anyone else read that as "Woman Enters MRI with a Machine Gun" ?

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

But is the MRI machine OK?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear that's the million dollar wound.

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[–] Sdnimm543@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

There are one or two entries on the wikipedia list of unusual deaths like that.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don't think that's how you make babies.

Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] odelik@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.

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