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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 138 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] effward@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah, can we please just stop talking about him?

Like, especially for things that have absolutely nothing to do with him..

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago (7 children)

For future reference, whenever you show a graphic of a globe, please rotate the globe such that North America is facing the viewer. This is considered good etiquette. Thanks

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know it's not relevant here, but since we're talking globe etiquette: if your graphic of a globe shows New Zealand, be sure to shop it out to not reveal its location. At least cover it with a spoiler tag.

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You forgot to censor N** Z******

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] 0xD 8 points 2 years ago

EUROPA EST MAXIME MOMENTI

[–] Sebbe@lemmy.sebbem.se 6 points 2 years ago
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

But then all the nice countries are occluded, I don't get it?

[–] el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Poe's law is strong with this one!

[–] corvid_of_the_night@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LETS BRING FREEDOM TO THE GLOBE GRAPHIC 🚔🍔🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I like how three of those aren’t the American flag but the Liberian lol

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (11 children)

Damn Elon is the very fucking last thing I'd think of when I consider video game reviews. What's Bill Gate's opinion?

GTA made a name for itself by scaring parents for being violent and edgy. They do the same thing now, except it's far more terrifying to just scare fragile white losers.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least Bill Gates was connected to Xbox, or something.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think he even invented Halo or so I've heard! He's a true gamer.

[–] LainOfTheWired@lemy.lol 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

That was Bungie, and little known fact before Microsoft made a deal with them halo was going to be a Mac exclusive.

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[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Righties 4ish years ago: “Those cuckwokes in the land Downunder are pulling GTA V from shelves over violence, what a bunch of snowflakes. 😂😂”

Righties today: “um, could you stop doing violence in the M rated video game? My Hypothetical children are getting influenced. 🤓🤓”

The only thing consistent on that side of the fence is their inconsistency.

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[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I like how he's turning extwitter into 4chan. Advertisers hate it though, but advertising only accounts for 90% of their revenue, nbd

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago

I don't remember hearing what Jack Dorsey thought of anything.

Musk has literally paid 30 billion to have his own private megaphone on the internet.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's ok, Muskoid is going to sue the ADL and Media Matters, and based on his extremely flawed ideas regarding Freedom Of Speech, he probably believes he can win lol.

he's such a fucking clown

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His claim for suing Media Matters is that ads don't always appear next to Neo-Nazis, therefore they had to hit refresh until one did.

Which... they never said otherwise? And that doesn't really change things?

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

right? they've illustrated it happens. Advertisers don't want to be shown with nazi content, elon's hosting nazi content, it's really that simple.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s the advertising like on 4chan? I haven’t been on there in like 15 years. Maybe there were banner ads last time I was on there lol.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Weeb merch, dick pills and malicious links. So pretty much what it's always been tbh.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Oh my god, who the hell cares?”

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope the writers in charge of the radio station dialog are. This is great fodder.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can definitely see them including a Musk-like character.

Full Lethal Weapon 2 accent, over compensating hair, quests to test his wacky inventions, crushed in a quest where you help him move server racks.

Then Rockstar and Take-Two get their Twitter accounts locked under some bullshit about "incitement of violence" against him and his family.

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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

A jackass not being a fan of something is, to me, a pretty good advertisement for that thing.

It’s like a loud, obnoxious racist complaining about a nearby bar. “They don’t believe in freedom! They asked my friends and I to leave just for telling a few jokes!”

Oh, they don’t put up with bigots and aren’t afraid to kick them out? Maybe I should start hanging out there!

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hell, she's actually pretty cute. I'll take her over the typical 2020s female character design style.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what’s the typical 2020s style? i’m out of the loop

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Stoic flat-chested tomboy with no personality outside of the occasional metajoke.

I'm fucking tired of it myself

Edit: You downvote me, but play any movie or watch any game from the past 3 years and tell me I'm wrong.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget side-shave haircut.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm s sucker for that, zero complaints here.

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Rank S taste

[–] rambaroo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

So exactly the same as a half the male characters in video games since ever?

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

men are usually meant to be flat chested and boyish, yes

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[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we're downvoting you because you are rejecting tomboy supremacy. sorry but it's just nature taking its course, jack.

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[–] root_beer@midwest.social 20 points 2 years ago

It’s not even that the protagonist is a woman, the Boer said that he didn't want to play GTA V because he just couldn’t kill police officers

He’s a fuckin’ virtue-signaling wiener who needs to be given a swirly; I doubt it’s even true but if it were, he’d use the same reason not to play any of the Wolfenstein games

[–] stagen@feddit.dk 14 points 2 years ago

She's honestly fucking fine.

[–] greenmarty@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This picture is wrong. Whole world is shaped like Murica . nothing else is known to man or so they say.

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, why is Hawaii no longer in the after?

[–] corvid_of_the_night@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Elon Musk’s rockets essentially made the island sink into the sea…

[–] Jeom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

why is the too stylised as a youtube reaction video thumbnail, with the red background and all

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