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[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I actually enjoyed Barbie more. Both good movies though.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Omg omg you were awesome! Ilysm!!

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Of course I am, when was I ever not the best part of every movie I'm in?

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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I didn't. Barbie was a nice time watching a movie that didn't even seem to take itself seriously so it allows surreal and fun moments.

But Oppenheimer was just a masterpiece

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pssh. Everyone knows that the lead actress whats-her-name takes herself super seriously and would never, ever, say or do anything just because it's funny.

[–] PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Is that academy award winning actress Margot Robbie, star of the silver screen sensation Barbie?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nominated. Would have been winning* if they let me name the movie "It's Hardin' Time" instead of "I, Tonya" then have Jared Leto rip me off.

True genius is never appreciated until it is too late.

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[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

To each their own!

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I feel like me and my gf are the only people that had zero interest in Oppenheimer . Just didn't appeal to me at all , barbie was great though !

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

This shit is so damn stale, starving pigeons won't eat it.

[–] Vub@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (8 children)
[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yup. Probably didn't even watch Barbie. Or Oppenheimer for that matter.

[–] Pelicanen@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago

I'm hoping that he's just making a joke about social ineptitude rather than making sexist claims.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

That’s what is unfortunate about some of these jokes. I find them funny, but most of the times it turns out that the intention was incel-ish. Reddit’s subreddit, DankMemes, is a prime example of this, you think you just saw a harmless sex based joke and then you jump into the comments and you find out the truth.

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[–] Boga@lemmy.kya.moe 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

That bird's got eyebrows like Immortan Joe

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 44 points 2 years ago

You can also watch either movie if you're stupid and alone. I should know because I did it.

[–] onichama@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago

Easy, just be the girl yourself

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Where is the shitposting here? This is just straight up incel cringe.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Where is the incelness in this?

Seems like a self roast about not getting girls

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[–] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is there a debate? Why do we care? Just watch the movies you like and don't fucking gate keep maybe?

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[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 20 points 2 years ago

Why do you need a girl to go with for Barbie? If you want to watch it, just fucking watch it. Who cares what people think.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm gonna beach off every guy in here that hasn't seen Barbie.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 17 points 2 years ago

Tfw you're the woman who fit both criteria

No no that's not me, i'm a guy who's dumb as fuck.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (14 children)

I would watch Barbie 500x before I watch Oppenheimer again. That movie was made for people with 10 second attention spans and that cinematographer should be arrested. Im surprised people didnt get epilepsy watching Oppenheimer.

[–] VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Skill issue. Just reading the Wikipedia article on the Manhattan Project would have given you most of the knowledge you need. I watched Oppenheimer and Barbie and liked both for different reasons.

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[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

My gf and me watched both Oppenheimer and Barbie a few weeks before we got together. I loved both movies equally and my gf definitely preferred Oppenheimer.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you'll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Quick, somebody make a meme of "the virgin Oppenheimer vs the Margot Barbie", I need all the help I can get for my Oscar campaign!

[–] Cringe2793@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why not both? Or none? Why are these two films compared even?

[–] odium@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Close release dates for two overhyped movies

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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Instructions unclear, took a girl to see Oppenheimer.

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