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[–] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] obrenden@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

With 400 lines changed over 50 files

[–] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dukk@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

“feat: stuff”

Guilty of this one myself.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way"

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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

'Change' if I'm feeling particularly chaotic.

[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Every time I commit I have to look through git diff, figure out what the hell I actually did, come up with something intelligent to say about jt, possibly split the commit into multiple commits if I changed multiple things, do some shuffling with git reset and git add...

For some reason all my personal projects are all like 4K SLoC with 50 total commits, all of which include apologies for not doing more smaller commits

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There's a bigger issue than your commit message if you don't even know what you just coded and are committing.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

You see, sometimes I code something, go to bed before finishing it, come back, decide not to commit because then I'd have to think of a commit message and I just want to code, start working on an unrelated feature, do that for a couple days, get distracted by life stuff and put the project down for a few weeks/months, rinse and repeat, and then I finally get around to writing a commit message because I'm about to start a huge change and I want a restore point and I'm like. Okay, it's been like 3 months since my last commit, I'm pretty sure my code can now do something it couldn't 3 months ago but come on, I can't even remember what I had for lunch last Thursday

I'm well aware this is terrible practice but I don't know how to stop doing it

[–] dukk@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Commit more often. Maybe work in a different feature branch, and don’t be afraid to commit your half-working crappy code. If it’s a personal project/fork, it’s totally acceptable to commit often with bad commit names and small unfinished changes: you can always amend/squash the commits later. That’s how I tend to work: create a new branch, work on the feature, rebase and merge (fast forward, no merge commit). Also, maybe don’t jump around working on random features :P

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jumping around to random features is how my ADHD brain works most efficiently.

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago

Good news, TDD is methylphenidate of software development!

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

but...but new feature shiny

Fr tho this is all excellent advice

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[–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I spend much time splitting them up inside visual studio by file and individual lines changed to try and separate my many simultaneous changes into several somewhat usable commits. If I was stupid enough to make some big refactor at the same time I might just have to throw in the towel... It's really painful after a few weeks to try and pick up the pieces of what I was doing but never commited too lol.

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[–] Looboer@lemm.ee 48 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Just use What The Commit.

You can also create a git alias:

git config --global alias.yolo '!git add -A && git commit -m "$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Now you can just type 'git yolo' to create a commit!

"Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This"

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
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[–] aes@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] foxymulder@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"patch mode" - Patch mode allows you to stage parts of a changed file, instead of the entire file. This allows you to make concise, well-crafted commits that make for an easier to read history.

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[–] dukk@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] sip@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

uuuuuuuu. and you could do -m to describe the commit.

next they'll add --push/-P.

perhaps add -r for fetch/rebase then commit.

one command to rule them all! 😈

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

git commit -m “changed somethings “

git push origin master

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You forgot this --force flag.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 7 points 2 years ago

I'm too lazy, I use -f

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[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

For me, it was my boss gave me a programming task which he knew would take hours or a day or two... and then 15 minutes later tells me to "switch focus" and do a menial task that any of my five coworkers could do 🤦‍♂️

[–] syd@lemy.lol 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m using Copilot for it right now. It works on half of the cases.

[–] mdurell@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's about 300% better than my average!

[–] giggling_engine@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

The usual reason would be "because coworkers"

[–] crackajack@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago

That's in any bloody workplace! Especially if there is o synergy between different teams.

[–] paul@techy.news 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

do git commit -v and then just summarize the diff you have in your editor in a human readable form.

[–] KeepFlying@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't just summarize the content though, summarize the rationale or how things connect. I can read your diff myself to see what changed, I want to know the logical connections, the reason you did X and not Y, etc.

Or just say "stuff" and provide that context in the PR description separately, no need to overdo the commit log on a feature branch if you're using squash merges from your PR.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

P1000x this.

I can read a diff.

I need to know why.

No, a code comment isn't good enough, it's out of date after the next commit.

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[–] KeepFlying@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] catastrophicblues@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Oh god I feel so called out. I wish I paid more attention to my commit messages but I’m usually too busy fixing the directory structure and refactoring. Sigh.

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[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Forward three hours, me using thesaurus.com to try fit the whole gist of my change into the first line.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Me trying to find ways around using the word "and" in the commit message.

[–] aes@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

git commit -m "directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t"

[–] lil@lemy.lol 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should not use -m, you should write commit body!

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