Yeah, from having to walk behind all these slow m.f.ers. I can’t even imagine what kind of slow-motion hell The Flash lives in, having to sit through Zootopia sloth conversations evvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy ffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg dddddddddaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.
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yeah me2 and im not at the happiest point in my life but I generally try to enjoy life.
Im unhappy because I value my time and I wasting it trying to get around you bumbling fucks who just meander about without a care in the world.
This. Fucking this.
"The problem with running faster than light is that you always live in darkness"
We have places to get to instead of places to be.
Then I guess olympic walking is a tragedy.
Old people in the supermarket are euphoric
First we hear fast walking is more gay, now it's less? Which is it?
But... I-I walk fast...
cries
it is pretty stressful when I'm trying to get somewhere and I'm slowed down by someone who is walking too slow for my pace but too fast for me to overtake them, especially when I have to cross the road many times.
Younger people walk faster and have inherited a shit world. Solved.
I'm happy and I walk fast
This may sound a little... odd, but it changed me, and I think on it from time to time.
Reading some old Star Wars book decades back, maybe the Thrawn series? One of the Imperial commanders was taking his time, strolling to where he was going.
Because, he thought to himself, people in a hurry were not happy where they were, always rushing about to get somewhere else. We was perfectly content where he was.
Anyhow, something to think on.
pEoPLe WhO eXeRciSe ArE mOrE sAddEr
Singapore: Ummm...
https://secretsingapore.co/singapore-has-the-fastest-walkers-in-the-world/
More like Sadapore :(
My friends do be struggling to keep up tho.
Step dad propaganda. They’ll tell you anything to get you from running around the pool.
So interesting as I intentionally walk slower now. There's something cathartic about watching people pass you constantly knowing nothing they're going to is that important in the grand scheme of things.
But Sonic runs