There is a 100% chance that if you ask for a specific condiment, they are going to try give you a house aioli sauce instead.
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Enough with the aioli and the gosh darn truffle oil in the fries.
More for me then lol
Those are the exact toothpicks... Every time
Oh that's what those are!
And they don’t sell Coke or Pepsi just some soft drinks in a beer bottle
I felt that in the kombuchas
Expensive burgers are like expensive pizzas, absolute waste of money.
It's a snack food that's easy to make and other than the meat right now, cheap as shit.
You can probably make it better at home for a fraction of the price
You've probably never eaten a real good pizza then
Yep that's gotta be it.
it's a snack food
If your point is that a food being unhealthy means it's unworthy of having effort put in to make a high quality dish then I have to disagree lol
I don't know if I agree with the pizza part. The difference between a $5 pizza and a $20-40 pizza is insane. However, I do agree making it yourself is definitely cheaper and just as good (if not better because you're making it for yourself).
I agree with the connection you're making with the analogy, regardless. Burger is burger.
If you have more than you need to live - you "waste" it on stuff that makes you feel better. Otherwise what is the point?
Invest it and make more of it or invest it into durable goods that make you feel better.
Or, hell, buy the individual ingredients and make a burger that rivals the best burger you'd ever get at a restaurant.
Investing sounds like a completely unnecessary step.if eating a fancy burger makes a person a bit more happy -why not?
Also you are sometimes are just not in the mood for cocking. Why have extra money if you don't spend it?
Yeah I mean do whatever makes you happy. But unless you know you're going to die soon, investing extra money so you have it to spend later or pass it down makes some people like me happy.
Also, who's not ever in the mood for some good cocking
Sure, but there are also people who don't care to much for having more money and want spend it as long as they are live on fun stuff. No one is in the wrong here.
I love cooking but sometimes I can't be bothered.
Yeah that's why I said do whatever. Just giving a different view
I read that as docking.
I, for one, am always in the mood for cocking.
Merry me!
You can make it better at home, easily, cheaper.
Brewpub starter pack
The burgers are good, but absolutely not worth the price
Pro tip: check out your local grocery store's hot food bar
Any hipster "artisan" boutique food place.
Should have shown a very minimalist sized burger and a fun-shaped stupid plate replacement.
Chalkboard-shaped plate + mason jar glass
and the burgers are always shaped more like meatballs
Wait, so you are telling me Kyle Hill is actually working in a burger place?
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