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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 203 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Yeah it's like all her ugliness moved to the inside

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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] Teon@kbin.social 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But they are both bat shit crazy, so looks mean nothing at this point of de-evolution.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Have you heard of the crazy hot graph?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Ah the Vicky Mendez parallel

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I just feel bad for madonna, that's a mental health issue and just sad stuff all around.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I would say the same for both.

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[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

speak for youself and the current pictures you are using I would say is about the most flattering of the one and unflattering of the other.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

true I did select the best current Roseanne picture I could find, but as for the Madonna picture, that is the best current photo that exists of her, simply what she looks like now.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

her instagram is pretty recent stuff and you can see the similarity to the photo you used but more flattering I think. https://www.instagram.com/madonna/

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Whoa her self-curated photos are much more flattering than the candid shots the media keeps capturing 🤔

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

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[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

She's essentially a professional model, of course posed studio shots look better than whatever random shit a paparazzi snaps.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But it's Instagram. Everyone's more flattering there.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Madonna looks like a giant cockroach wearing Madonna like a suit.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can I have... some sugar... water?

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Everything everywhere all at once" is the title of a movie, not something you should tell your plastic surgeon.

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[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imgur does not load on VPN connections

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

okay I think I fixed it up there.

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[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

They’re both uglier than each other. For different reasons.

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Madonna spent years as a sex symbol, which absolutely takes time, effort and very consenious eating. Not to mention makeup, hair and fashion. What I see in her pic is a streamlined and simple to maintain look. She already has the money and nothing left to prove so... YOLO?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then why destroy her face with terrible plastic surgery

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

consenious

Consensual?

Conscious?

Conscientious?

Contentious?

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Thats not relaxing on beauty. That's trying harder than ever and using plastic surgery / botox.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, I'm not googling that.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] nbafantest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Good on her for taking better care of herself. It is not easy, especially when you started from the left picture.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is like saying dirt looks better than mud.

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