"My arms are too long..."
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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The arms naturally lengthen during pregnancy so one can reach in and remove the child during the birthing
Now the baby can walk with its exoskeleton.
Is this...not...how it is?
do legs usually go pregnate?
...yes?
Where do you think baby legs come from?
How are babby formed?
they need to do way instain mother
who kill their babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
There's a whole lot wrong with this page.
Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out
Why is her left arm too fucking long?
Because this is chris (simpsons artist)
Why is the baby pregnant?
Because it's opposite day.
What the heck....
Looks like Slenderman met his Slenderwoman <3
What is the name of the book?
The story of life by Chris (Simpsons artist)
If the baby's legs go through her legs shouldn't the baby's arms go through the arms? With all that practice following along with mom babies should be able to walk immediately after birth like the rest of the natural world.
Assuming babies are natural
and real
I hate this.
The Simpsons have come a long way.
I didn't know Chris (Simpsons artist) had a book and now I need it.
“So… if I give my kid this book, it explains all the awkward stuff, and I can avoid The Talk? Eh, good enough. I’ll take it.”
"Am I the pregenant?"
Sauce¿?