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submitted 1 year ago by sag@lemy.lol to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 29 points 1 year ago

What? No HTML?

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Nice bait, no one likes matlab

[–] snowe@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

I genuinely looked for my favorite language before reading the text 😂

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

R is more"you are a researcher or an engineer and also a nerd"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then C/C++ is You're a smart nerd.

Let the flame wars begin!

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

As a professional C++ programmer I am compelled to agree

[–] chris@lem.cochrun.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

No lisp?

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks nerd

[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 2 points 1 year ago

Dodged a bullet, X++ is not on the list! 👍

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Can some nerd tell me what the rightmost two on the bottom row are?

Edit: Didn't notice how old this post was.

[–] sag@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

Second last on bottom row is swift use to build mac or ios software.

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Labview?