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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 40 points 1 year ago

It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like a round toast with stuff on it

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Let's face it, pizza is an open face sandwich.

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[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Except the mathematical variable name for radius is r. Also for a cylinder you use the term height, not thickness. Which is called h in math. So by all accounts it should be called Pirrh.

Edit: Also also, with this logic you could've just called a pizza "Volume". Would've saved you a lot of time :/

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No no, I have heard better excuses than that. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have a slice of Volume now thank you very much.

[–] Barthosw@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Pizza gets better as "a" approaches zero.

[–] wiikifox@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if a = 0 then PiZZa = PiZZ * 0 = 0

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it's approaching zero. It never becomes zero. 😙👌

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When is the pizza ready? When has it approached zero?!

We gotta get these pies moving cousin. 10 minutes or less or it's free, that's what big Tony says. We never should have let you take over operations, cousin, not with your fancy math degree. I felt bad because you couldn't find job anywhere else. But what gabagool. What will mother say? You're going to make her cry.

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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One molecule-thin crust pizza coming up!

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One molecule is thick af, with no extra Cs. Sexy Limits don't stop just because our feeble reality has size limits.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

Thin crust + thin toppings.

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Here I thought it was because of Personal Investigator Z.Z. Andersen

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It would be 2PiZA, since ZZ is Z squared

EDIT: my bad, I was thinking of circumference

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

Wat? It is supposed to be squared though...

[–] reattach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That would be the surface area of the crust, not the volume

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[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2 Pizza? That's even better.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's a 2-for-1 deal! Like Little Caesar's! Pizza pizza.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is the absolute ONLY case where it's acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith 😀

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But- and hear me out- what if you are a stereotypical Italian chef with a big mustache and a chef's hat and you send it out to the customer? You gotta say, "at's-a good pizza pie!"

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good point, but I'm actually not that. I'm starting to suspect that very few people actually are!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

At's-a sad.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

Agreed. This guy pies.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm pieing all over you mfs. 😎🍕

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[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie.

Never had deep dish, I take it?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

That's not really pizza OR pie..

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[–] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

pi of Pie (with ZZ toppings) is meme squared

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The parenthesis are pointless. Exponents go first, but multiplication doesn't care about order, and there is only multiplication going on.

[–] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

They could be used to separate two letter symbol (Pi) from one letter symbol (Z, Z, a)

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[–] mathterdark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Did you know two mediums cost more than a single large?

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[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Haha I love this

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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