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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

This is why I just wrap my scrotum around the handle to open it, problem solved

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about that very problem the other day.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Use your dick, it's dirty. You were washing your hands because you touched it, no?

[–] 6_juniper_6@lemmus.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My problem: none available 😄

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ah so use dick to open door. I shall give it a go!

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Thanator@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

How do you pull with your foot? Toes out?

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[–] 123nope567@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

And if it opens to the other side - just kick it harder.

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[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What about the foot puller thingy

[–] VanHalbgott@lemmus.org 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shouldn’t you just grab a paper towel and open the door with it at the end of the comic strip?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

They don't have paper towels, they have a funny air blower…

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[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Let's normalize revolving doorways into bathrooms

[–] Ktheone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Burn the toilet down

[–] trk@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I just stand inside the door until someone else comes in, then escape.

This works poorly in remote areas, but I consider 4 days trapped in a public bathroom worth it to avoid touching the poop handle.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And what about the part of your pants you grab to pull them up before washing your hands?

[–] technomad@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago

They never said they pulled up their pants before washing their hands. Lol

[–] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

There is always going to be a door handle where ever you go. The next pull door after the toilet is always gonna be the grossest.

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