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[–] ShaggyDemiurge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wait for some of them to transition

[–] Naia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago

Basically. I know at least two other trans women besides myself from my graduating class.

Stereotypes, all of us 😅

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Or become gay or bi

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Be a m2w trans that wants to study CS

Study CS first

Transition when done with school

Sexism from fellow students avoided 👍

[–] pileghoff@programming.dev 78 points 2 years ago (3 children)

First semester of my cs degree, it was around 50/50. After 3 semesters very few women were left. Spoiler: it was not because they could not handle the courses.

[–] LaSaucisseMasquee@jlai.lu 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Was it because they could not handle the intercourses ?

[–] Willer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

they surrendered. sound familiar?

[–] lorax@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

I was one of three women in my year who graduated in CS at my university. I did most of my course work at home…trying to be one of the guys and make sure kindness wouldn’t be considered flirting made for a weird 4 years. No horror stories to tell though , just plenty of awkwardness.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

It was another time, but the first field my mother went into was IT. She dropped her punch cards on her way to the computer and had to explain to the teacher that she would need time to put them back in order. His reaction?

"Women have no business in my class, go do the nursing program instead."

[–] ellie@lemmy.silkky.dev 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Simply get a boyfriend instead

[–] CIWS-30@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

"Are you kidding me? Just LOOK at these nerds!"

/no self awareness
/selfown

[–] jungekatz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Wish it was that easy 😨

[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some of the ugliest sexism I've seen was at the CS faculty in my university. The courses are packed with niceguys and kneejerk anti-feminists.

[–] Ranjeliq@programming.dev 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

We had one of our lectors straight up tell us in front of full class (18 ppl: 16 guys and 2 gals), that we are going to use our diplomas as a hot pot stand. And we are here just for show, to hook up with smart guys. Yes, those were his exact words.

Nothing in me or the other girl suggested that we were attending lections to flirt with someone. Especially knowing that both of us were quite diligent students.

He also was very open and proud about him being sexist. It's still baffling to me that people like that exist, succeed, and have a bloody confidence to take pride in their shittiness.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know where this was, but in most places this would be grounds for a serious report. It's unacceptable for a person in a position of power to act like that.

[–] Ranjeliq@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sadly, considering where I lived (not US, and not EU), I strongly believe that nobody would give a damn about the report.

[–] astral_avocado@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm extremely curious, what country?

[–] Ranjeliq@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] astral_avocado@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Oof, sorry to hear that.

[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Its the pride that keeps baffling me. "Yes I am an asshole! I choose to live like this and if you don't you're dumb!"

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just wait for them to buy programming socks

[–] a_statistician@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's wrong with programming socks?

[–] Delicious_Tomatoes@beehaw.org 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nothing is wrong with programming socks. But that will be a sure sign of women in the room.

[–] a_statistician@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Ah ok, I missed the joke, but then, both my husband and I have binary socks, and I have GitHub socks as well, so... I am the joke, I guess? :)

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Nothing, he'll just finally have women to date in his CS classes.

[–] chaoticAnimals@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are programming socks?

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

White and pink thigh highs.

[–] Ronno@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Funny thing is that in our “regional delivery center” in Romania, most developers are woman, and CS is a very desirable study for woman there

[–] Oisteink@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The world is big and very diverse.
If you’re a stay at home mom here in Norway, you’re probably religious or rich. I’d say IT is still heavily male dominated, but it’s better than when I was in school.
In some parts of the world women do most of the work, some places are barred from doing any work.

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

As a gay man, it was glory for me

[–] jungekatz@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

In India most people who study computer science are women !

[–] computertoucher5000@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think where you messed up is trying to date other CS majors. True love comes from dating the Comparative Lit majors. And when that doesn’t work, accounting.

Coincidentally also works for career changes.

[–] RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

The mono bank shirt lmao

[–] wtry@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

c/suddenlygay

[–] nyakojiru@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Too much of sack smell

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Why do your buddies make it impossible for you to get a ..ooohhhh

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cyrillic text on the screen. Hmm.

[–] Willer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That is VERY sus. Hmm.

devious some might say.

[–] Untitled_Pribor@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I laughed way to much at the text on the board

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Isn't that a girl in the back, with the beard?

*zooms in*

Maybe not.

[–] Just_Dominic@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Coding with the boys💪

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