1.5m friends. Ask them all for 2 dollars
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024
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Until they ask for a party on your house
I was thinking nbd charge a dollar cover fee and rent a venue or something.
Then I realized there isn’t even a stadium in the world large enough to host 1.5 million people. You’d have more friends than people that gather for a royal wedding. It’s an absolutely absurd amount of people.
WAN party
1.5millions friend seems so hard to keep up and will soon drift away from everyone, leaving just a handful.
1.5million dollars tqvm.
You fool,
Choose 1.5 million friends, borrow 20 bucks from everyone, they are all glad they lost their friendship with you and it only cost them 20bucks, you get 30 million.
MBTI is just Astrology for pseudointellectuals rule
Get one point five million friends to give you a dollar each. No biggie on their part, a buck's just a buck and they're your friends, after all.
Are we talking close, Band of Brothers-style friends? Or mere Facebook friends. Because the latter are about as gud as one-ply toilet paper.
Bruh, easily the 1.5 million friends, you can ask each for more than a dollar and never pay them back, so you lose the friends too, win win.
Id borrow a hundred from each and enjoy my 150 million
You don't think 1 friend will put that on social media that you're asking, and your plan immediately falls apart?
Now 1.5 million people think you're a gold digger
If you succeed in building an empire you can have both 1.5 million friends/subjects and $1.5 million from the war booty.
And booty, of course.
No booty sadly. You are being friendzoned by 1.5 million people.
Key word is friends, not best friends.
Your friends wouldn't invade a country for you? Some friends...
my best friends and I, all got either ENFP or INFP. Either they're really common or we are litterally the same
INFP gang 😊☺️🤗
I am ENFP hihihiha
I'll allow it
I call mistype, there's no way in hell a group of only NFPs is able to not disperse.
We are built different fr fr
Lets make a MBTI community and share memes ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
MBTI personality matrices are just astrology for a modern audience. Change my mind.
Change my mind too (͡•_ ͡• )