It’s funny because people are going to die and he’s making fun of them before they do.
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They will vote for him on the way to the graveyard
If you're sick as a dog, you say: 'God I gotta make it.' Even if you vote and then pass away, it's worth it.
Donald Trump, ordering his cultists to sacrifice themselves for his primary race, just yesterday
ordering his cultists to sacrifice themselves
And take down a few others in the process!
Comedy is all about timing after all.
And they keep voting this asshole back into office. Texas, go figure.
Look, sure, Ted Cruz might be a miserable, pathetic, cowardly, repulsive excuse for a human being who licks boots at every opportunity and is more than willing to sell out his constituents and his country for the smallest of kickbacks. But have you considered - Democrats think LGBT folk are human beings???
Clearly, Texas has no choice but to vote for Ted Cruz.
You jest, but I know people who think like this currently living in Texas.
they like big things in Texas. doesn't really matter what it is, just that it's big.
And this guy is pretty much the biggest asshole they've got.
"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."
- Al Franken
I'm voting for Collin Allred, I'm just one vote though.
i'm joining you...so that's 2 of us...oh and my husband...3! 3! people who don't want that POS in the Senate.
If Ted Cruz sees his shadow in Cancun there will 6 be weeks without power in Texas.
This is a top tier comment. Thank you.
I refuse to give any clicks to any headlines that use the word slammed or any derivative or synonym thereof
Unless it's a wrestling news website
Or if it's followed by welcoming you to the jam
Who keeps voting for this professional gimp? Do you guys get off on making your own lives worse? Has he done anything to help you or people you know? It's not a sports team, you don't have to be loyal, it's just a bad politician.
TX is flush with brain dead chumps.
They get off on making others' lives worse, even when it brings theirs down. Remember Cruz was part of the Tea Party, the super crazies that threw the republican party even further right and helped pave the way for Maga.
Read the room, asshole.
Enjoy taxpayer-funded trips to Cancun while you can, because you're on the ticket in November, and you won't have the benefit of being in an off-year election or Conservative Californians this time.
Unfortunately he’ll still win. Remember Uvalde voted for Abbot after the school shooting. After it exposed the absolute incompetence of their leadership they said “yep that’s who we want”. Cruz is sadly safely in his seat.
He's not. His polling numbers in the off-years coupled with the guaranteed higher voter turnout and Millennials and Gen Z showing up to vote should worry him.
Wait. Texas hasn't lynched his ass yet? Damn. I just assumed those cowboys'd getterdun already. Hunh. Must be more talk than walk, I guess.
Texas deserves what it voted for at this point
"i like ted cruz more than most of my other colleagues like ted cruz. and i hate ted cruz." - al franken
He has a savage wit.
And now his dumbest shit will be his legacy. Never forget he stepped down while these treasonists stick to their playbook.
Flapping mouths and getting "slammed" is never news. Yeah he sucks we get it.
he was SLAMMED, SLAMMED I tell you!
There are so many unserious people in power right now it is crazy.
Holy shit, lol, talk about tone deaf. Though I think there's also a serious note of disdain for the stupid, racist hicks who keep him in power; and how amused he is that he can shit on them and still get their vote.
Ok, ok.... Ted "Zodiac Killer" Cruz is a total POS.
However, I'm going to Cancun for first time in a couple weeks.
Anyone have suggestions?
$1,000 dollars to anyone who has video evidence of him getting it on with a rent-a-boy. Completely serious. I will give a grand to anyone who can out him to his conservative family values base. Send me the video and how to pay you. Spend the money however you like.
Let them eat cake.
Gosh, Texans have no chill /s