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cross-posted from: https://startrek.website/post/5735388

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[–] null@slrpnk.net 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] abclop99@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago
[–] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

where nushell, xonsh, rush, yash, dash, powershell, oil, elvish?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

these are really bad band names

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We don't talk about the red-headed step-child PowerShell.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clever but really verbose incantations that no-one can remember.

Even more biased towards the English-speaking set of command-line Wizards than the standard fare!

[–] mdhughes@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

csh/tcsh (not anymore, I use zsh)

scsh (more usable scripting than interactive), with the best acknowledgments

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I made a quick (not an exaggeration. I was sloppy with my trimming and filling in the text) 128x128 discord emoji out of this, for those who care:

Alakablam

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hmm, let me try this.

Counterspell

Edit: Nice! For anyone else, just copy the link from the source of the comment.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean, you can do that with any image. Adding the exclamation point before the link tells Lemmy to embed the image instead. And anything you put in the brackets turns into alt text, which users can view by hovering over the image.

My point was mostly to be able to add it to my discord server (or anywhere that allows custom emoji’s, really.) Since they use a standardized 128x128 image size, it’s just a matter of scaling it down to that and trimming it so it’s transparent.

[–] tuto193@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Where is "nu" though?

[–] Frederic@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

tcsh also! I used it a lot uhhhh last century

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I've been eyeing Wizard with a Gun for a minute, maybe this is a sign

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

fish best shell

[–] tabris@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget pwsh! πŸ€ͺ

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instead of putting the onus on you, I let ChatGPT do the heavy lifting… of some answers adjacent to the one I wanted. Yes I was being kinda lazy.

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

The only reason I can think of to use pwsh.exe is to run it in Wine

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 4 points 1 year ago

Hah, I remember using ksh on an old IBM AIX box.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

with a dry cool wit like that, gandalf could be an action hero

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 3 points 1 year ago

Read the dresden files, that's pretty much its main conceit

[–] BlueFairyPainter@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Most def. So does dash.

[–] kender242@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Outlaw Star needs to be in here somewhere....

[–] TCB13@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why do people keep creating new shells when bash is mostly okay?

Why create anything new or different?

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

fieh and nushell actually offer something new, and zsh is just a better bash if you want that

[–] mdhughes@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

There's a massive number of security holes in bash, shellshock being the most egregious. bash has some really terrible design flaws, especially parsing $var multiple times so you can't reliably break on spaces. Almost any other shell is safer and more productive.