People should really familiarise themselves with their microwaves instruction manual because using a microwave isn't just putting something in the microwave and punching in some random amount of time
You need to use power levels with certain foods to avoid over cooking or under cooking them
Don't know how to use the microwave? Jail.
Knowing how to use microwave, believe it or not: jail. Right away jail.
My microwave goes over 9000, is that normal.
Nuke it until it's hot enough to melt my mouth.
No, I just eat cold beans out of the can
I call that entropy's icy kiss
Just let it sit for a little while until the hot parts warm the cold parts.