this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In the Star Trek universe, you announce your password to the room every time you use it.

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but with your access code that's voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures... That would be a problem!

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device.... Captain's log, stardate 43291....

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 years ago

Yep. My voice is my passport.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 2 years ago

Bean there when it happened, huh.

[–] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you call a masturbating cow?

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I even ventured a guess it would be embarrassing

Oh no it's beef stroganoff! Ha!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was just telling my brother about that episode! Don't remember it passing the 1hr mark but it's been a month or so since I've seen it, memory's not the same since covid...