Same, except that I'm up at 5, out the door by 6. You'd think I'd learn to smash that first cup at 5.10-5.15 and poop before I go...but who's the idiot slamming a cup on the way out the door and hustling from the bus to site every day? That's right, it's me....

[–] c2h6@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Brown goes in, brown comes out. It's only logical

[–] PumpedSardines@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For real, why is it like that???

[–] Reoru@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement in some people.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.

[–] MuadDoc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It's just like pee stored in the balls.

[–] zexu@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

😂😂😂

[–] RealHumanBeann@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.

[–] camelCaseGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

For me is a double espresso and cold water. I do it after lunch. 60% of the time, works every time.

[–] teneriffa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.

[–] MrSangrief@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Never comes alone as well.

[–] Deltoids@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A lot of times it hits me right after it's ready to drink lol.

[–] mayoaddict@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Just got a drip coffe machine, guess this is my life now