You've got some people saying you gotta slather it in the hot sauces, and other people saying to get ready to have the shits.
Uh, you can avoid the shits by not using the hot sauces.
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You've got some people saying you gotta slather it in the hot sauces, and other people saying to get ready to have the shits.
Uh, you can avoid the shits by not using the hot sauces.
Get quantity over quality (many small tacos)
I did consider getting the party pack, but I wasn’t ten taco hungry tonight.
😄 Hope you enjoyed what you got!
The jizz, shit, and piss burrito is a classic.
All I get at Taco Bell any more is the steak power bowl and the cheese potatoes. The bowl is basically just a deconstructed burrito and the cheesy potatoes are cubed, fried potatoes covered in nacho cheese and sour cream.
Their French fries are also hella good; they're like their own kind of cheese dust covered fry. But the cheese potatoes are just better
Ive definitely had way worse fries.
Honestly? Just their basic tacos. Maybe the Doritos version if they still have those. But just get a couple of the hard tacos with some Fire sauce. If you like those, you may like other things on the menu; if you don’t, you probably won’t like any of it. They’re Taco Bell distilled.
Steak grilled cheese burrito
I hope you have some Charmin ultra soft ready to go for tomorrow morning
Have you ever had real Mexican food? Taco Bell is a not a good introduction.
Baja Blast with whatever you get. Its the best god damn thing about taco bell and im STILL FUCKING PISSED IT LOST THAT ELECTION TO BE YEAR ROUND IN STORS LIKE 7 YEARS AGO
Soft shell tacos. Easy and does great with any of the sauces. I usually do two fire sauce and one diablo per taco.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch with the nacho cheese shell on the inside.
A Seven-layer Steak Burrito & a beef meximelt..... about 12 years ago....
The chicken chalupa is pretty good.
I tried it for the first time at 38? It isn't great but certainly a way to get a calorie bomb into you relatively cheaply. Arguably better than some fast food alternatives which is a low bar. IIRC I was a fan of the crunch wrap but the straight basic burritos are a way better value.
It certainly wasn’t mind blowing, but there was nothing bad about it.
Try the taco
Going to a real taco restaurant.
I feel like the crunchy tacos there are such a staple of their menu, that I'd start there
Tacos
I can recommend the Chalupa and Crunch Wrap Supreme
That the toilet facilities are up to (your) standard.