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[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 85 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Alright, I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to ask: What is actually going on with the blue homie's nips in this one?

[–] M137@lemm.ee 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The nips are fine. It's the moobs that stick out, literally.

I don't understand how you made that error, it's like seeing someone with bulging eyes and saying "what's wrong with his pupils".

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Ah, classic anatomy error. Must brush up on my Latin.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

The absolute teetees on dat boi

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

What about hisOHMYGAWD!!!

[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 1 points 1 year ago

You mean the hoodie strings...?

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's your pile of money:

[–] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Or a jetpack with no fuel.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It took me far too long to get this one - like why would an all-powerful genie be vulnerable to such a simple science trick? But probably what made the genie be that powerful was the voice of Robin Williams or Will Smith, and all other genies are inferior:-P.

[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because he knew that the guy did not wish for sunglasses that immunes them. So the guy wishing has no idea he had wished

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

There are so many ways this could go:-).

[–] carzian@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He only said wish once and had everything in one sentence. Would that only count as one wish?

If no, what if he said "I wish I owned a shipping container, and all of its contence, which include a pile of money, a jetpack, and blah blah". Where's the line?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wish granted. Your shipping container is currently in a junkyard somewhere in southeastern Peru. Not telling you where exactly or in which junkyard but I will let you know it is near the bottom of the pile and the door is thoroughly blocked off. It's also pretty well hidden behind a bunch of other crap, and you won't be able to see it unless you're looking for it, which is a problem since I'm also not telling you what color it is. Also, if you do find it, the Peruvian government are more than likely going to want an export tax on anything you bring home. But believe me, it is there, and you own it. I will also not help you convince the owner of the junkyard of either of those two facts.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Man I wish I never even found this stupid lamp.