this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
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[–] match@pawb.social 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine. Three whole years without pooping.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Diamonds. Diamonds in my butthole.

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 year ago

Shit this dude didn't lie. Insane.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The rest of us still able to read this post:

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It takes years of drinking and chain smoking to learn the dialect but once you do it never goes away.

[–] vynlwombat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've lost 10 pounds since starting Lemmy

[–] bort@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

I feel you. I am down like 12€ at this point

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is he really being on lemmy?

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this your cakeday meme or are you here even longer? (My app only says "3 years" which could be rounded from all I know)

[–] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cakeday. My app (Voyager) says 3y, but if I click on it, it pops up a timestamp dialogue.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'll catch up eventually. Just montage it.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Meh, I'll wait till an update kill the joining date.

[–] Willdrick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Took the poop challenge to heart 🫡

[–] gamingdexter@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Has it really been that long?

[–] gun@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Literally me

[–] DODOKING38@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

At a glance it looks like a fried chicken wing 🍗

[–] potustheplant@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Damn, I forgot to use a grammar check. English isn't my native language and I'm always fear the grammar.

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