this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2023
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[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I bet someone have pressed yes accidentally by mistakenly reading that as tourist.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I think this button don't actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it's meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.

[–] Butters@lemmywinks.com 7 points 2 years ago

Rather it probably just makes everyone else more nervous for no reason.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can't afford a dentist.

[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

The online porn method of age verification.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where’s the “I’m not sure” option?

[–] Andvari@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

“Help me decide”

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Looks at the top right, finds the X button

Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now...

[–] hamid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I love how I get randomly selected every time

[–] BynaD@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's no way my curiosity would allow me to press no.

[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What would happen if someone pressed "Yes"?

[–] Fpsfrank85@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] people@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Do not collect $200.

[–] SAF77@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Of course not. I'm a freedom fighter.

[–] stardom8048@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I feel like they gotta ask because if the answer is "yes" some action should probably be taken...

[–] preasket@lemy.lol 2 points 2 years ago

We're all gentlemen here...

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

2000 iq level move

[–] mykl@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Oh boy, did I just buy the wrong domain name.

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