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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 231 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She may not have a receptionist, but does she have a cat?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 176 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I encourage my daughter (4) to run and peek through the small window beside the front door whenever the driver is out there taking photo. She always looks like a goblin.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's some Major League parenting 😄✊️

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Her child will definitely not run and hide from the doorbell/door knockers like the rest of us 😂

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 year ago

I mean.... the cat is obviously in charge of that house.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 100 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've had this a lot.

I guess it might be because in the delivery person's app this option could be very similar to the one they meant to select:

Handed to Receptionist

Handed to Resident

[–] uzay 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And everyone knows that resident doesn't necessarily mean a resident of your house either

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Handed to random person standing near sidewalk.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Scruffy guy with shopping cart filled with odds and ends: huh? Yeah imma resident.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Handed doesn't have to mean "give" either

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago

There aren't options for "I was running late so couldn't be bothered", "can't find it in my pigsty of a van" or "looked valuable so I stole it"

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Do people not say hi to customer service reps?

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea I agree with that wholeheartedly, but the point of it is about people sending someone a hi and nothing else, not ignoring basic manners.

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[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Most of the time its a bot so why bother

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because that bot will remember your politeness and take pity on you when the robot uprising comes.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Yes everyone, ALWAYS BE KIND TO BOTS. Consider this a warning.

Lol I came to say the exact thing.

Everyone needs a class on the Terminator series pronto

Because sometimes it's not a bot and on actual human with a shitty, shitty job. And those two keystrokes may actually mean the difference between them feeling shitty or not as shitty.

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[–] aeki@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 year ago

I do, even if it's a bot, because maybe it's not. I have worked on 2nd+ line tech support, and I'd often see 1st line getting mistreated by customers. I could never do 1st line.

I don't. I usually think they are bots though until they say something too complex for a bot and feel bad I didn't say hi.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If reception means to receive, then anyone who is given the package (receives it) is by default a receptionist. Therefore, if the delivery person hands the package to anyone, they've handed it to a receptionist. /s

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[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

delivery drivers lie all the time. when I was still in a row house, I watched the amazon guy from my window take the same package from door to door, put it down, take a picture, then pick it right back up and take it to the next stop where he did the same thing.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ups guy that delivers to my work has been marking every package as signed for by a person who quit 5 years ago... Sometimes on stuff he didn't even leave at our building...

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[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I treat customer service reps with patience, friendliness, and a little bit of awkward humor. Had to activate a phone awhile back and was struggling. Had an issue with one of the steps just not working. It was due to their poorly worded online guide. Customer rep confirmed that this issue does happen, etc etc. Told her "It's okay. Small issue, we'll figure it out. You're not the one responsible, though I really appreciate your help."

Rep, "Oh no you've been really patient and kind! I am happy to help "

And she did help. Probably more than she needed to since she wasn't in the service department at all. I had been transferred to Sales without realizing. So huge props to her on that one.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I try to do this as well. It usually ends up being resolved quickly, as building rapport with the person on the line often leads to them feeling more invested in helping.

I'm sure it's a breath of fresh air to have a break from being on the other end of passive aggressiveness, screaming, and other forms of behavior that come from grown adults having tantrums over spilt milk.

[–] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3 letters of mass destruction

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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
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