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[–] KindredAffiliate@lemmy.world 148 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You forgot "Only uses 10+ year old librebooted Thinkpad" on tech paranoid

[–] crystal@feddit.de 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] KindredAffiliate@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I forget there are linux-friendly laptops nowadays.

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[–] jackpot@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Replacing the bootloader with a FOSS bootloader called LibreBoot

[–] KindredAffiliate@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

It's an open source bios. There are only builds for a certain few laptops and it involves opening it up and flashing the bios chip

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[–] LennethAegis@kbin.social 104 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I fall under Tech Conservative mostly, but I would like to edit the last 2 points to this for myself:

"Believe every publicly traded company is inherently evil"
"Doesn't morally support big tech, but uses some anyway"

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[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 90 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Grats on Arch Linux install, S-tier distro for what it attempts to accomplish.

It feels like there needs to be a category in between conservative and paranoid. I'm probably 90% of the way over to tech paranoid but using Tor Browser and Tails is a little much.

[–] KindredAffiliate@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Grats on Arch Linux install, S-tier distro for what it attempts to accomplish.

For some reason, the best word to describe it in my mind is "fun". Just fun to learn and play with, fun to install, fun to configure and customize, and fun to daily drive. Definitely not fun when a random package update breaks your system (looking at you grub), but that hardly ever happens anymore provided you don't enable the testing repo.

Also pacman is the fastest package manager I've ever used.

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also pacman is the fastest package manager I’ve ever used.

I hope you enabled parallel downloads, that makes it fast as fuck.

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[–] sean_lemmy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is another version with two more tiers

[–] substill@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please tell me there aren’t two more tiers to the right of paranoid. The last tier would just be “homemade pencils only.”

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

There's one either side!

Edit: also, I'm at "Newborn Paranoid" and definitely feeling the pull towards tech paranoid. Writing this on Librewolf in Arch (btw) lol.

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[–] _danny@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What does MKBHD have to do with this? He's just a tech reviewer who kinda fits between tech normie and tech conservative

[–] illectrility@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's the kind of guy that looks at a Fairphone and says "if you compare this to a Pixel, the Pixel is faster", talks about how important repairability and sustainability is, vows to mention it in future phone reviews and then proceeds to never mention it ever again but instead keeps on saying how great the new iPhone is.

I'm not kidding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkmzDwgvqQM

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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And he mostly talks about phones anyway... hardly relevant to the avg pc enthusiast as he only covers macbooks and not their competition, which is silly.

[–] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

🏳️‍⚧️ Congratulations on coming out and I wish you a successful transition. 🏳️‍⚧️

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[–] dsemy@lemm.ee 53 points 2 years ago (9 children)

For fellow paranoids:

Mullvad browser is a fairly new Firefox fork which aims to reduce fingerprinting potential while also having sane (paranoid) defaults. Developed with the Tor project. Basically the Tor browser but without connecting to the Tor network. Passes coveryourtracks.eff.org.

SimpleX Chat is a fairly new privacy oriented IM platform which seems to address many issues current ones have. Development is very active. E2E, video and voice calls, decentralized, doesn’t have user ID of any kind.

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if my favorite OS is Mac, my favorite browser is Firefox, and my favorite app is self hosted?

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It means you're Tim Cook's mistress

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[–] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] ______@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago

Yes. The meme said so and it is now universally and unrefutably true.

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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Conservative is the wrong word there

[–] soviettaters@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Not really. People who use the apps are trying to preserve (conserve) the time when privacy wasn't an afterthought. It's not working, but they're sure trying.

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[–] borlax@lemmy.borlax.com 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The fact that the favorite OS of the tech conservative is an Arch based distro and and a Debian based distro instead of pure Arch or Debian makes this meme inaccurate.

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[–] tsuica@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

"I can't live with modern tech anymore"

uses modern tech

A truly paranoid individual unplugs every piece of technology and uses nothing with screens, buttons or electricity going through it.

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[–] eochaid@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I fit somewhere between normie and conservative. Philosophically, I agree with the tech conservative, but I also have shit to do and when FOSS gets in my way, it's hard to justify it.

I use Firefox because it was an easy switch.

I used Signal until they killed sms support. Sorry, most of the people I know use a default messages app. And the day I force everyone I know to use Signal is the day they stop talking to me.

I dabble in Linux, but I main Windows because I'm not a programmer or IT admin. I know how to use it, for better or worse, and I don't have to memorize terminal commands to perform even basic tasks. Sure, gaming is getting better on linux, but it's still a compromised experience and I still, to this day, have to look up tutorials and terminal command every time I try to do anything on my Linux box.

But...wherever possible, I use FOSS software.

I like to call it the tech pragmatist. I agree with the conservative, but I'm not that smart and I got shit to do.

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[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 21 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I'm in the last column with the exception of thinking RMS is a misogynistic transphobe asshole

[–] kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (6 children)
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[–] Vlixz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wish I could just ditch Windows and Whatsapp for something else....... I've tried Linux but every time I quickly wanted to do something it first took me 30/40 minutes to get it working :⁠'⁠( was driving me insane after the cool factor of daily driving Linux went away

[–] muix 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How long ago was that and what did you want to get working? In my experience anything I do has been smoother on modern Linux than on Windows.

[–] Vlixz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Probably 1,5 months ago. I used Fedora 38 - to be fair I was really impressed with how far gaming has gotten. Basically anything I trew at it just worked (big F for Rust). However my audio kept breaking when switching application's which I could only fix by restarting. Besides that I was really annoyed by Fedora somehow not picking up my second display from time to time. No idea what happened but every like 20 restarts my second display wouldn't work, or games suddenly started to display on my second display instead of my main. These where probably the biggest things for me, besides some applications I use for debugging not being supported on Linux. Anyhow I'll probably try Linux again in a couple of months, maybe another distro, since I do really enjoy programming on Linux.

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[–] lukini@beehaw.org 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I'm a software engineer that uses windows and firefox, has no social media accounts (minus message boards), and owns a google pixel. Be confused. You can't stop me.

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[–] Ocelot@lemmies.world 17 points 2 years ago

I run arch, have the latest iphone, watch MKBHD, amd use tor… so…. yeah i dunno

[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Tech normie also uses VS Code as a text editor sending data to Microsoft & using proprietary plugins.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

tbf vscode is a decent, open-source editor with great support for Rust (it's rust-analyzer's primary platform with nvim and Clion on the second place)
(but the official ms packages ship with a custom config with ms telemetry, branding and marketplace)
basically just use code(oss) or vscodium instead of binary vscode releases

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[–] Shikadi@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago

I dislike this meme, it's inaccurate

[–] PaperTowel@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I watched one HTML video 5 years ago, and now I'm using a De-Googled phone, Linux, and get a more paranoid than I should when I see and Echo Dot. This is not what I signed up for...

[–] topRamen@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm between conservative and paranoid and watch mental outlaw.

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[–] tom@lmmy.tvdl.dev 12 points 2 years ago

Somehow I fall within all these categories

[–] apis@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago

Middle panel on most points, but only because too dumb & impulsive to be tech paranoid.

Don't be dumb & impulsive, kids, it is not a good mix.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Look at me, I AM big tech now Self hosted, or it doesn't exist

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