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[–] jungekatz@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish they lose revenue to the point of no return !

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wish their CEOs get in debts so deep that they have to live under a fucking bridge

[–] jungekatz@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I wish that was possilbe in real world ! Govts come to rescue them when that happens !

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

The Powers that be in their infinite wisdom, have made it so rich and poor alike are forbidden from begging in the streets

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

>tfw you see two hobos fighting

>tfw it's zucc and muskrat

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[–] rodhlann@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

"Move fast, break things" 🤡

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I swear this is the moto of engineers in general.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My motto is "if it ain't broke, keep fixing it 'til it is".

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is a very old joke I heard as a kid. It goes to a normal person if it's not broken don't fix it. To an engineer if it's not broken, it doesn't have enough features yet.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Anyone can design a bridge that stands. It takes an engineer to design a bridge that barely stands.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Don't think it's engineers but the guys from up top telling them to do stupid shit

[–] xaon_rider92@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Major Tech Companies: If it ain't broke, we'll break it, then provide the solution for a price.

[–] DaveNa@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Geniuses CEOs ... Geniuses I tell you. /s

[–] AstralJaeger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Gamebalancing in a nutshell

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I've got no patience now...

So sick of complacence, now...

I've got no patience, now...

So sick of complacence now..

Sick of, sick of, sick of, sick of...you..

Time...has...come...to...PAY!!!

Know your enemy!

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Broke time, boys!!

[–] hamburglar26@wilbo.tech 3 points 2 years ago

If it ain’t broke, let’s fix it until it is!

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

'How fast can I lose money speedrun"

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Move fast and break things.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

...So.. when's YouTube getting a Federated version to replace it? Cause fuck Youtube and fuck Reddit.

[–] portside@monyet.cc 3 points 2 years ago

We already have PeerTube

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago