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[–] Waluigi@feddit.de 111 points 2 years ago
[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago

But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 70 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The most dangerous part of police work is vehicle accidents, just like delivery drivers.

[–] TheSporkBomber@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Covid was also a top fatality result of police for a while there. Just showcasing their amazing decision making skills as they refuse to get vaccinated.

Clearly they represent the best of the best there.

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

My local city jail literally got shut down by the tail-end of the pandemic, because of all the COVID outbreaks due to none of the cops would wear masks.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Delivery drivers also are more likely than police to be subject to robberies...

It's also not unheard of for robbery to end in murder.

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I worked in a worker's comp adjacent field for a while. The majority of injuries in police were absolutely vehicular in nature. Second place would be "was trying to chase a far more physically fit suspect on foot and fell/pulled something", that happens waaaay more frequently than you would expect.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 51 points 2 years ago (8 children)

You forgot sex workers, which is actually the most dangerous job.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kethoth@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Hand, blow, feet, rim, z. It's 5 of the "6 other jobs.'

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People forget about deep sea welders. Literally 15% fatality rate.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.one 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's insane. How in the world do they rationalize that to themselves?

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because they make ridiculous amounts of money. There are very few people who can do the job, it's extremely dangerous and even if you don't get injured or killed, it's very hard on your body. Iirc most divers only do it 2-3 times a year because it takes a long time to safely decompress at the depths they usually work at (it can take days or even weeks) and then they have to take time off to physically and mentally recover.

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 8 points 2 years ago

i wonder if any of them ever decides to retire into an easier job and becomes an astronaut

[–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Compress a large percentage of the world’s wealth into a small fraction of the population and suddenly 150k dollars a year, to potentially more based on the danger, seems worth it to some people.

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[–] Master@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Lots of money... like insane money for how much work it is.

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought the most dangerous one was president, at an 18% fatality rate (8 out of 45 so far)

[–] Aiyub@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would guess it looks better if you include not USA

[–] darthskull@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

This is ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy, everything is always America unless specified otherwise

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[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What about fire fighters? At least they do everything in their power to keep your dog alive.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

So they're the opposite of the ATF?

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where do you get the idea that pilot is the 3rd most dangerous job? How often do you hear about pilots dying? And more dangerous than driving jobs? Lol no.

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[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (11 children)
[–] interolivary@beehaw.org 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I'd transition too.

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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

It's because they have too much power. Gets to their head. Same with politicians, though they usually don't go round shooting people.

[–] darkseer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Police officers have the highest suicide rate after Doctors and Dentists. Not sure if it's because of poor stress management or being constantly in contact with some of the shittiest people to live.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“being constantly in contact with some of the shittiest people to live.”

So other cops then. I’d probably kill myself too if I were a cop.

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[–] willeypete23@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Btw one of those six other jobs is pizza delivery.

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[–] MrBakedBeansOnToast@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Pilots have no business being on there. Just because people are scared of flying, doesn’t mean it’s actually dangerous.

[–] abraxas@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And yet they do, statistically, die more than most other jobs. Pilots have every business being on here because the comic creator just literally took a "top X dangerous jobs list" and turned it into a meme.

Passengering is safe. Piloting, less so. Just like riding in a bus is statistically safer than being a career driver. Because you get off the bus, and that driver does 7 more runs. Alongside a long-haul truck driver carrying zero people. Etc. But Piloting is more dangerous than driving a truck.

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Bush pilots probably drive the statistics up pretty far because it's dangerous in general and many of them keep flying long after commercial retirement ages.

[–] darthskull@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Most pilots aren't commerical passenger pilots. Most are crop dusters and priority freight

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just now got a push message stating that the jobs of Dutch policemen were very dangerous, according to the union, because of bad communication technology.

[–] Tar_alcaran@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Historically, shitty radio communication has gotten a LOT of people killed during emergencies. I'm perfectly willing to accept you can shave off a few percents of risk by getting Dutch cops better radios. But it's hardly going to move the needle compared to "unskilled" Labour such as construction.

I do workplace safety in the Netherlands, so allow me to trot some numbers out.

3800 people die every year as a result of their jobs. 2500 from cancer, 700 from coronary issues. Over 400 die from falling or car crashes. So about 200 people die from all the stuff you'd generally associate with gruesome workplace hazards. Now, generally when I hold this talk, the point is "stop being a moron around chemicals", but this time my point is "Dutch cops are really unlikely to die from their work".

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I feel like a position of authority, the weapons, and the qualified immunity letting you put hands on anyone for any bullshit reason you want make you the danger, not in danger.

[–] faintedheart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Policing is dangerous, not for them, but for us.

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[–] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

STEEL WORKERS YAHHHHHHHHH UNITED STEEL WORKERS OO RAHH

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.one 11 points 2 years ago

Certainly not going to the hospital or reporting their injuries, always something more important to do on the farm.

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