Put the acorn down
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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Cops are called because of a suicide attempt. They shoot that guy. No punchline.
Good guy cops, helping turn suicide failure into suicide success
Unfortunately it can't really be helped. Since the person is actively suicidal they will force to cop to shoot by running at then with a knife. You can't really do anything about that on the officer's side.
You forgot to add: in the back.
It was self defence
I'll bet they wouldn't use an air rifle, though.
They're leaving time for the body to bleed out. Dead men tell no tales so the cop gets to own the narrative.
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