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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cuz he wants to take his family on vacation, right?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sovcit shithead should be convinced to find an ocean and start swimming. Tell him Atlantis is real and they issue passports but you have to get there under your own power (no boats / aircraft allowed) to be eligible.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But what if I'm using a private ship (not a boat)? I am a sea traveler, not engaged in sea commerce, and I have a red stamp on my ass as well.

[–] joby@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

Oh, you're invoking the maritime conveyance spell?

You'll have to put up a flag with no fringes to maintain your not-a-boat status.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

If they go into international waters they won't be under any government at all. That's a great idea. Ship'em all out to sea!

[–] Steve@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cant you just send in a 1099?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I'm sure someone has tried!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta be a citizen to get a US passport. Maybe try one of those world citizen passports.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

"Sir, this is an airport. I'm going to need you to put your penis away, stop saluting, and produce an actual passport or you're going to the back of the line."

[–] bostonbananarama@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, it's only $18,000 in arrears, why didn't you say so!

In their mind does it make it better? Like I haven't been paying for my kids for months, but I paid this week, so no harm...right?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a sovcit group called "child support and CPS remedies to discharge it" of course.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

How often does any of it work? Jk, I worked in child support, the answer is literally never.