Rotate the screen by 90° for perfect Java Stacktrace compatibility
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Do curved monitors work i portrait mode? I mean, from a practical perspective.
They're usable, but it looks kinda weird. But 49" in portrait is really impractical, I wouldn't go with anything bigger than 27" for portrait mode, and it shouldn't be ultrawide.
Idk why, but the Java guy looks so cute in the last panel.
I want this author to make some comic with someone tickling him ^_^
Time to rotate the monitor 22° and enjoy that sweet optimized code placement on Linux.
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I have a coworker who has 4 curved ultrawide monitors on his desk.
Edit: I checked by his office today, and it's actually 3 ultrawides and 2 flat monitors. Sorry for misrepresenting the facts y'all.
Does he have them loop around 360?
A 360 ring of curved monitors. You could get two pixels, and accelerate them around the ring in opposite directions then collide them at close to the speed of light.
After train, farm and goat simulator, now LHC simulator.
Imagine the new colors we could discover
4 doesn't feel like enough to make the full curve but I bet its starting to get close. 8 is probably what you'd need for to truly encircle yourself
I would understand that for gaming, specially simulation stuff like car/planes or similar... But when working that sounds crazy, unless he has big as fuck dashboard with all kind of things being monitored.
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That's Excel. It's almost possible to see a complete data scientist's formula without line break.
I worked on that monitor, it's rather shitty. Give me two monitors side by side any day
it can be set up to work like two monitors afaik
Window button + left or right arrow
Definitely a case of 'to each their own'. I've got one at home, I never want to go back to mucking around with two monitors whether it is for work or gaming.
That monitor is bigger than my desk lol.
Who Javas in Excel?
I hope that nobody... I am not going to search it because I will find somebody crazy enough of doing something like that
And second vertical monitor for reading error logs.
I wonder how many enterprisify's this screen can take on a single line:
https://projects.haykranen.nl/java/
Java's conventions are self flagellation.
I have this monitor and I still encounter Python code that I have to scroll horizontally for.
Add another one to the side and you can almost read the linker error on one line!
Sadly not its meta factory.