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[–] QaspR@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

1h ago... 5min ago. You absolute canine. Man's got stamina for days

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I view it as more "1hr ago" sees notification "wait no way" makes various sex noise and gets notification followed by several minutes of laughing.

That or they got out the ball gag for an hour.

Or a refractory period.

Judging by the time gap in notifications, it looks more like they took an hour long break

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

And prefers doggy style

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn't get sent back to servers or something

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's an accessibility option for the hearing impaired, e.g. doorbells, knocking, crying, smoke detector alarms, and some others.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

That's pretty cool. Iirc a lot of disabled people like using iphones for this reason. I hope we can have better accessibility tools on the Android side soon.

[–] ji17br@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You sly monologue! You had me dogging!

[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah posting it publicly for millions of people to see and judge screams 'embarrassed'

[–] noli@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Oh no, strangers on the internet know I had sex and there were dog-like noises! That's the exact same as people who know me IRL such as family or coworkers! I shall now sink through the ground in shame!

[–] liquidparasyte@pawb.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He really got that dawg in him

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] 4am@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Training data wrong? Nah bro it was just doggystyle 🤷‍♂️

[–] Fargeol@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: you were alone

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

You horny dog, you!

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I know someone who supposedly sounds like a pig squealing when getting boned. At least according to her son who overhead his parents having sex.