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[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I can't see the jean in this meme, it must be very subtle. Can someone help?

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

I would also like to know (I'm incapable of laughing at anything that doesn't have jeans)

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The person has a gay jean for sure.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Straight jean is a model, no?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

🎵 Straight Jean is not my pants! She's just some denim that says I am the one but the jorts are not my son! 🎵

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's jay

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

Pshh everyone knows the world of Jimmy Neutron hasn't had jeans since the day the pants attacked.

Can't trust the sneaky assholes anymore.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lobster Guacamole Bacon Lettuce Tomato

Gotta try that some time.

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the ~~future~~ lunch the liberals want for America

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought that was Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato Quinoa?

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nah its lettuce guac bacon tomato and queso

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I guess that works better

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In 500 meters, keep straight

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But after that I can turn gay, right?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Gotta wait for instructions

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

My spine can tell you there's nothing straight about how i sleep

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 8 points 1 year ago

Damn now that's some quality shit

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

LG Beltalowda

[–] joe@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I for one would be very happy to sleep 8 hours straight

Straight sleeping = gay sleeping?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The g stands for guacamole

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always wondered about LG.

[–] HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know you didn't ask for this but LG used to be known as Lucky-Goldstar

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Didn't ask, but happy to learn it nonetheless!