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[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Obviously top right. The front lower part of the body is a horse and that's not where they pee poop from.

[–] Signtist@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Yeah, essentially a centaur is just a creature with 2 torsos on top of one another. Yeah, they also change species halfway through, but just because you connect a human torso to a horse torso doesn't mean the horse suddenly pees from its torso. The human digestion system probably connects directly to the horse digestion system. Maybe it's even got extra stomachs to better process plant material. Either way, there's no reason to think it just pees out of its horse chest - it needs that space to hold the enormous horse lungs that let it gallop.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Man, that would be some serious body horror if they did.

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 27 points 2 years ago

Have you never seen a horse?

[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay but do they use a urinal, a toilet, or the ground?

[–] ares35@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago
[–] bouh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, is the centaur an insect or a mammal?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And if they are mammals, where do they produce milk? This is the trouble with having more than one torso.

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have a question regarding bottom right. Does it mean choice or wherever it goes, it goes?

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Probably a centaur will be incontined and impotent if existing in real life, because will be hard for a normal human heart pomping enough blood. The answer is the top right but probably not the actually that make sense in evolution where you wish to have a functional intimate area for reproduction need and of course to piss and take big popo.

[–] Spiracle@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

Why would a Centaur have a "normal human heart"?

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Centaur would have two hearts, and would require giraffe-like blood vessel adaptations to prevent cerebral aneurysm. But yeah, upper right.