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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I saw my wife give birth, it was both gross and fascinating but mostly I was grateful that she went through that for us, so yeah I also thought it was beautiful.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was amazed on how much blood there was.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My wife was super out of it on Epidural drugs during real labor, but I love telling her the sound of the blood hitting the floor after the baby came out.

It was baby then SPLOOSSHH. I'll never forget that noise.

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't bail out on watching it. It really is fascinating to see.

But for sure don't prioritize watching over helping your wife out. Pushing on her upper back while she's pushing helped my wife out a ton. There was a clear difference in the baby's movement through the birth canal when I helped out.

But have fun! It's such a wild, exhausting time. Your wife is going to struggle so be supportive!

Sorry for the unsolicited advice, we had our first kid a couple months ago, so it's still fresh in my mind.

[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I'm almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The cord was much harder to cut than I thought it would be. Like it wasn't hard, just more effort than I thought it would have needed.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Like cutting rubber foam with dull scissors.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, that's pretty accurate. I thought it would be like cutting some chicken skin with alright scissors haha.

Edit: not sure why you were down voted.

[–] darthsid@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I’m dense… can someone explain?

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 106 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She’s showing the baby being born. People who say that’s beautiful never actually saw it.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's beautiful like the movie Life Is Beautiful. Traumatic but with silver linings.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

silver linings

Those are tears. You probably ought to get those checked...

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

"that thing" is her vagina

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's her vagina that stretches as the baby comes out

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It looks like blowing a hairy bubble

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

A bubble from the flesh swamp

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Why u do dis

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You are adorable. Really. Stay that way. I admire your flair of innocence and curiosity.

[–] otacon239@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

I think instead of showing him just a picture of the baby, she’s showing pictures of having the baby.

[–] vikingqueef@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago
[–] M137@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Had a friend when I was a kid whose mom was... eccentric. Very hippie old lady who worked as a "tantric sex couples therapist". One time when I slept over I woke up and had to go pee. I bumped into the mom who was walking around the house completely naked and she hugged me and asked if I wanted a cup of tea, I was still half awake and said yes for some reason. When I came back from the toilet she was sitting with a photo album and asked me to sit down next to her so she could show "the birth of her daughter" (my friend). And the photos were incredibly explicit. My reaction was exactly like this comic, really not something a 13-year-old boy like me should see. I'm lucky it didn't give me some birthing or pregnancy fetish or something, being at a prime age at the time for something like that to develop.

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf. How was your friend normal with a mom like that

[–] deafboy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He never said the friend was normal :)