One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!
Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?
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Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”
I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth
APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!
I feel great, I feel great, I feel great!
I feel bad.
I'm unwatchvable. I can't remember my legs!
I never understood the YTP thing. It was not funny or interesting in any way.
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