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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] tapdattl@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This ramps straight into a cemetery, though, so kinda a one stop shop, no?

[–] victron@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

You think of everything, don't you, smart boy?

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

That's convenient

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[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't think your story has the intended effect. All you're saying is that it was loud and scary but no one got hurt. If I was a dumbass teenager that would probably make me want to do it even more.

But yes, that would be incredibly stupid.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Every once in awhile I'll see a very low hanging car carrier truck on the road, and I've always wanted to try just driving up onto it while they are still moving. I'm guessing you are the kind of person to tell me that's a bad idea too.

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[–] luckyboy@lemmynsfw.com 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you missed the stunt bonus..

[–] ShadedCosmos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I felt that in my soul

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Probably clear the STOP sign. If you're flying over it, you don't have to stop,right?

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Cops hate this one trick! The STOP sign clearly is out of its jurisdiction above the sign itself.

[–] tapdattl@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah I don't think the stop sign applies to airborne vehicles

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but light pole and tree sure do

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[–] ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you aim for the stop sign you can hit the palm trees hit box and it bounces you over the fence into an out of bounds area, altho you do get instant 3 stars.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

How's the roll cage on your car?

[–] gaybear@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

you can do it, but only once :-)

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

My intrusive thoughts go crazy when I see this.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago

Well that’s certainly one way of getting into the cemetery.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Do you want to get chased by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane? Because that's how you get chased by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] _ffiresticks_@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

There's no cone in front of it for a reason...

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OMG, last week I was on the interstate as passenger behind one and recorded a brief video saying "Should we ramp it? Should we?..."

LOL, I haven't bothered uploading it yet, but I might later.

[–] TheDarkKnight@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Nah, we’re good man. Save the electrons.

[–] bearclaw191991@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this Florida? In which case get a bag of bath salts first.

[–] ShustOne@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

It's Southern California. What up Riverside fam?

[–] TheEgoBot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Offspring intensifies

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

They leave this lying around every once in a while, just so it's barely plausible when you see a convenient trailer like this in a movie. Some prop master left this here to tempt you, like the devil.

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

14 hours later - how did it go?

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Car still stuck in the power lines

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[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] fransschreuder@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yes you should, but stop before the stop sign.

[–] mtechnik@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Let us know how that works out for you. If you survive

[–] Butters@lemmywinks.com 6 points 2 years ago

Is that thing locked into that position? Or will it teeter forward as soon as you put the car’s weight on the front of it.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Can't unseen burnout track.

[–] EmperorHenry@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That depends, are you currently in Florida?

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[–] Bluefruit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Is that the freebird solo i hear?

[–] veroxii@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Turbo boost!

When I was a kid in the 80s watching knight rider I misheard and thought they said turbo bush, because there was a convenient bush in the way hiding the ramp each time.

[–] Dxthegod@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

that's gotta be worth at least 5,000 points

[–] Legendsofanus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Get those stunt points man!

[–] adventurecyclist@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If you don't what are you even doing with your life?

[–] Agr8lemon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That brings back some Midtown Madness memories!

[–] Andvari@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Make sure to double tap the gas right before you hit it.

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